Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper withfire at one
end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of
the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such away that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculinewill-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes beforemarriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do notread.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit
to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself duringlife, to be
spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell insuch a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from EiffelTower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the lastletter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got
caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you
with his bills.
end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of
the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such away that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculinewill-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes beforemarriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do notread.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit
to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself duringlife, to be
spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell insuch a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from EiffelTower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the lastletter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got
caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you
with his bills.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Save earth - GreenPeace advertisement campaigns
Noise pollution cause by submarines and other underwater communication devices are hurting doplhins,whales and much more.
Humans were once terrified of the sea, today , its the other way around.
Use energy efficient bulbs
Small paper ads
Sign Kyoto
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Save wildlife - Save the earth - Save yourself -WWF
Click on images to enlarge.
Lets stop playing with wildlife (notice that the horse and elephant are missing)
Evolution -hyena
Evolution - Turtle
Help stop global warming. Animals around the world are losing their habitats.By turning off your TV,stereo and computer when not using them, you can help prevent this.
Help stop global warming.Animals around the world are losing their habitats.By turning off your TV,stereo and computer when not using them, you can help prevent this.
Help stop global warming.Animals around the world are losing their habitats.By turning off your TV,stereo and computer when not using them, you can help prevent this.
Jungle book - Protect animals, or soon the book may become like this.
Save endangered animals before they disappear right in front of your eyes.
Save endangered animals before they disappear right in front of your eyes.
Lets stop playing with wildlife (notice that the horse and elephant are missing)
Forests sustain life, for even those who cut them.
We are all together in this ship, do your part.
Polluted river water kills as many people as a nuclear explosion
Evolution -elephant
Evolution -hyena
Evolution - Turtle
Help stop global warming. Animals around the world are losing their habitats.By turning off your TV,stereo and computer when not using them, you can help prevent this.
Help stop global warming.Animals around the world are losing their habitats.By turning off your TV,stereo and computer when not using them, you can help prevent this.
Help stop global warming.Animals around the world are losing their habitats.By turning off your TV,stereo and computer when not using them, you can help prevent this.
Jungle book - Protect animals, or soon the book may become like this.
Save endangered animals before they disappear right in front of your eyes.
Save endangered animals before they disappear right in front of your eyes.
The Oxygen bill from Nature.
More animals need to be protected.
More animals need to be protected.
The search for Tigers.
Rainforests cry out, but the chainsaws dont let you hear it.
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