Laws of irony

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss, you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold